Not too long ago WATERSKI posted a short column by country singer Glenn Campbell with the catchy title of something like, “How to achieve an epic 20-foot spray.”
The column was decent, for a burned-out (and potentially dead) country singer, but the “Comments Dungeon” was a disgrace. Nothing like reading posts from 135-lb man-waifs complaining about their inadequate sprays. Listen wimps, here is the secret: Body mass and body density. Ever see Parrish go through the course? HUGE spray even with a smooth style. Why? Body mass and body density.
Get yourself into the gymnasium and lift like a man. Watch Pumping Iron for inspiration. Arnold and Big Lou in their PRIMES. Oh mama…if that doesn’t get you stoked then give up and join the Justin Bieber fan club. Or maybe you should guzzle a case of PBR every night, blow up and become unable to ski. Fine with me….less freaks on the water.
De Oppresso Liber
Rev. F, Life/Water Coach